Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television....Joan Rivers

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all....Joey Adams

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality....P J O'Rourke 

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